Saturday, 24 October 2020

The Trinity

Written in one of my sombre moods when contemplating life. Honestly there isn’t much to add to what spiritualists and great texts of wisdom handed down to us over the ages have conveyed that in life, the ultimate truth is death.


Birth

Here we cry

Exiting the womb

To herald our arrival

As the world’s new guest

Clasped in maternal warmth

Embraced in tight grasps of love

Unblemished life, waiting to be blotted

 

Life

Here we try

To make a mark

Treading the measure

On thin borders of morality

To carve a purpose for existence

Finally, making peace with ultimate fate

That in the game of life, death is the winner

 

Death

Here we lie

Taking retirement

From a job held too long

The ultimate freedom beckons

As we unite with the ineffable truth

Our body is pulverized into sombre ashes

The soul transcends into an ethereal oblivion

P.T. Period

Nostalgic memories came gushing forth when I wrote this poem. I was in an instant transported back to the hallowed portals of my high school and its fusty classrooms. It also brought back memories of the pressure and competition of board examinations, which till date is regarded as one of the most important rites of passage for students by parents, teachers and students themselves alike. During those days, the only relief from constant studies was the solitary hour of leisure called P.T. Period where we could unwind with sports and games. Even these were robbed many a time by teachers in what were infamously regarded as sheer acts of sadism, masqueraded under the pretext of finishing portions.


Afternoon. Quarter to Two.

The second half of the antepenultimate period,

Was easing to closure.

 

The subject in question was Civics.

Boring and listless in itself,

Further added to the drear caused by the teacher,

Who babbled Federalism, Secularism,

And the four pillars of democracy,

In a somnolent voice, akin to lullaby.

 

As minutes trickled down the clock,

Which now announced the time as five minutes to half past two,

The drooping eyes and comatose bodies,

That lay seated in files of benches in 10-B,

Slowly began to come to life.

 

The P.T. Period, was finally here.

The one hour saving grace of the week.

The solitary hour of escape,

From the confines of merciless schedules

Of board exam year.

 

The window was open for catharsis.

A temporary one though,

To flex the muscles,

And to forget the tensions rendered by

Piled up studies and academic rat races,

Late night toil and burn of the midnight oil.

 

The insipid book and notebooks,

Were put away in the bag,

Much to the chagrin of the teacher.

 

The last benches were now buzzing with activity.

Tough boys split teams for the cricket and football.

The girls, even the bookish nerds, were whispering plans

Of Tennikoit and Throwball.

The middle benchers who had dozed off

Like wilted flowers arose as if watered.

 

The bell rang sharp at Two Thirty.

The boisterous class dismissed itself,

And was preparatory to leave the room.

 

When in entered a hard boiled battle-axe,

Nodding to the outgoing teacher.

 

The woman of science thus spoke the dreaded words -

“We’ve got a lot of ground to cover.

The boards are just 3 months away.

So I am taking the P.T. Periods to finish portions.”

 

For about five seconds, the exasperated class froze in horror.

Then the dung hit the ceiling.

 

“Ma’am!!!” “Please Ma’am!!!” the front bench girls squealed.

“Ma’am!!!” “We need a break!!!” begged the middle-benchers.

“Ma’am!!!” “This is killing us!!!” appealed, both in unison, to better senses.

The last bench toughies didn’t speak, but belched uncouth noises,

Whistled and hooted like owls, with a few thumping the tables.

 

After fifteen seconds of mutiny,

The science teacher, hit back with equal measure.

Banging the duster against the table three times,

Spoke in a stentorian voice -

“That’s enough. P.T. Periods can wait but portions can’t. We are already behind schedule.”

 

The voices subdued.

The teacher took chalk in hand, turned her back and moved to the board.

 

The voices began gathering steam again,

The teacher swiveled around and quelled the rumble.

“Shush. I said that’s enough!

One more word and that’ll be it.

Turn to page number 230.

Today we will cover Chapter-11: Body Health – Nutrition and Fitness.”

 

“Priyanka”, she pointed out to her pet student.

“Can you read out loud the first paragraph?”

 

“Yes Ma’am.”

 

“Physical health is very important for the body. Regular exercise and physical activity like running, cycling, swimming, Yoga and other sports helps strengthen muscles and bones.  It improves respiratory, cardiovascular, and overall health….”

 

Friday, 23 October 2020

Travesty Called Sancti‘Money’

A vast majority of Indians seek succour in a supernatural force widely termed as ‘God’. Including myself for the record. But why God-men? Why do we need an anchor that channelizes a path for us to access our creator, when we have HIM readily accessible everywhere? While history has handed down few great examples of well-meaning saints who have truly embodied the spirit of spiritualism and more importantly dedicated their lives to the service of humanity, a large number of present day so called self-proclaimed godmen continue to exploit the latent insecurities and vulnerabilities of many of my compatriots. Many of these men who have successfully cracked this model run large business enterprises paraded in the name of the godhead. A larger part of this conversation is explored in an another poem which can also be viewed in these archives – ‘The God Business’


The godman walked in

Escorted by his sycophantic claque

As the auditorium bursting at the seams

Fell into pin drop silence.

 

The coterie climbed up

The dais and the godman

Was helped to his throne

As he ensconced himself in his seat of poise

 

A girl came up

And invoked the divine

With a recitation

Of well-rehearsed shlokas

 

Having prepared the audience

The godman started

“Today we are here to teach

You the ultimate secret to happiness”

Instilling a frisson of hope in

The miserable masses seated affront

 

“Money isn’t everything.

It is the root cause of all evil

Here in the pristine precincts of this ashram

We will take you on the path

To reach exalted state of the ultimate realization

That money is the last thing you will need”

 

“When you die,

Will you carry the millions you made?

Or the homes you built?

Or the land you bought?

Or the materialistic pleasures that weared

You out all your life?”

 

“Make peace with your fellow humans.

Shed your materialistic dispositions.

Forgive.

When your mortal remains

Enter the graveyard,

Only your name, your thoughts, deeds,

Will accompany you on your farewell journey”

 

“In this course you will be taught

How to decouple money from your life

And shed aside the avarice of materialism

By the end of the week, you will be taught

To regard money and materialism as

The 2 goal posts of Suffering

And surely no more”

 

And with stereotyped and over-wrought

Platitudes of bed not buying sleep

Food not buying hunger

Clock not buying time

And the likes

The soi-disant godman bored on and on and on

 

The benighted crowd listened with messianic zeal

With five minutes to go,

As the strategically timed hour rang in

The claque shimmered down and split themselves

To cater to each aisle in the throng

Handing out neat glossy brochures

Of what the camp entailed -

 

Pictures of the ashram, a promising schedule of lectures

Shlokas and a strict diet regimen

Marketed by embellished words

Calculated to inveigle the wariest of

The hoi polloi

 

On the last page of the brochure

In words that neither blared nor were hidden

Text of an unsuspicious font said

“The duration of the rejuvenation camp is Fifteen days

It starts on the 15th and ends on 29th May”

3 hours in the morning everyday”

From 6 AM – 6PM, Saturday and Sunday

“Early bird registrations last till May 7th”

Camp fees - Rs. 50000/- only.

Extra donations for the noble cause are most welcome”

 

 

 

Wednesday, 21 October 2020

Douse

An expression of solidarity with one of the most stigmatized groups in our society. Transgenders don’t need sympathy. They need respect and deserve to be treated as equals as much as you and me. Having said this it is oxymoronical that I feel the urge to take out money and give when they come demanding for it, as that is not an action of equal treatment. But by not doing so tantamounts to disdain and abject neglect of the third gender. The poem is latent with pain and remorse of the way we have treated our conspecifics for millennia. With hope for a better world where they get their due respect in all walks of life.

 

A familiar sound produced by

Two clapping hands,

Shook us from the reverie

Into which we had fallen,

Thanks to the soughing melody of the Express train.

 

This time instead of pretending to be asleep,

I welcomed the stranger with a smile

And thrust the first note, I could get hold of

When I reached my shirt pocket.

 

I smiled as she blessed me

Well built, dark and swarthy

Nature’s beautifully carved unique product

Not a mistake emanating from God’s laboratory

But an experiment, mistakenly interpreted

And punished by his less worthy creations.

 

The least I could do was to

Pay a token of the indemnity

Long deserved by this neglected society

If not condemn exactly

The discrimination that her conspecifics

Had to endure since millennia.

 

Pouring a pail of water won’t

Entirely douse the ocean of fire

A conflagration of stigma

That we lit up to burn

These unfortunate beings

 

But I hope every drop will matter.

Monday, 19 October 2020

COVID’s Witching Hour

With the COVID pandemic having convulsed the globe this year, many like myself are still coming to terms with the new norms of life that have been imposed upon us. For an outdoorsy person such as myself, the quarantine period has taken a big toll. I still tend to take the optimistic view that we should soon conquer this debilitating virus, however more importantly the life lessons it has given us are worth pondering and introspecting.


I try to engineer the slightest excuse

To wander outside

 

Exploring well-rehearsed excuses

And errands that I have refused to perform

In all these years

Take grocery shopping for example

 

Whenever I step outside,

A flex board outside

With letters emblazoned in alarming red

Blare – “Stay Home. Be Responsible.”

 

My conscionable self-retreats home-ward

But my heart isn’t appeased

 

My fidgety fingers and shuffling feet

Need action

 

The house, feels like a prison cell

The same four walls that guarded and nurtured me for 3 decades

Arrest my presence

 

I switch on the TV in sheer boredom

There is only one thing being talked

 

News channels, sports channels, vernacular programmes,

Hackneyed soap operas all are centered

On one grotesque theme -

The theme of the hour

The idiot box is gravid

With COVID-19

 

Death, doom and destruction

Foretokenings and instructions

Are all that are being purveyed

 

I switch off the TV and head back into the bed room

Scrolling down, the over-wrought mobile

For new sources of divertissement

 

The Instagram memes are only a temporary pain-killer

Facebook has been employed ad-nauseum

I need one ultimate cure, a panacea

To wash away the ennui

 

Till the time we can step our toes

Into the waters of normalcy

 

Till the time we can proclaim

The sky is ours again

 

Till the time

Life becomes life again

 

Till then we will do what we can

Contribute in the slightest possible way

To tear away the pandemic nets

That have been cast upon us

 

Corona is basking in it’s witching hour

But this too shall pass

We will do what is in our power

To end this impasse

 

 

Sunday, 18 October 2020

Pluviophile

As many would readily admit, one of life’s sound pleasures is to wake up on an early rainy morning, with the intention to head outside for the much disliked yet indispensable routine of exercise, and find a genuine excuse handed on a platter to go back to sleep.


Nimbus Clouds in the morning,

Mask the touch of the sun.

The gargle of the sky stirs me up,

Pipping my alarm to the waking post.

But this time I don’t clear my misty eyes.

 

Deliberately avoiding instinct,

I walk up to open the windows,

To see the sheeting rain,

Clattering on the window panes.

 

As the algid wind blows in,

I turn my eyes towards you.

You, who lies in deep slumber,

Dreamless like a baby.

It would be a sin to shatter

Such tranquility.

 

Every morning we find an excuse,

To resist waking up.

But still do by virtue of quotidian discipline.

But today my girl,

An excuse is knocking at the door,

And waiting to be availed.

An excuse to renege on our morning promise

Of sauntering out for our brisk spiritual constitutional.

 

I draw up the blinds, and close the curtains,

And tune down the sound of growling rain into

Loving whines.

 

I tuck in between the sheets,

And switch off the alarm clock,

A few seconds before it tinkles out

Its rousing summons.

 

I place your arms on my chest,

And close my weary eyes,

Letting the soporific pill

The somniferous rumbling of distant thunder,

Lullaby us,

As I slither back,

To join you in the Arms of Morpheus.

 

 

Tombstone Piledriver

Much of my early teen years were spent lapping up every minute of post-school WWE entertainment on TV with relish. Those were the days when the matches broadcast on Smackdown, RAW and Heat were the subject of hotly contested school debates, passionate adulation of our favorite stars, and animated card games. ‘Chest 57 inches, clash!’ Does it ring a bell somewhere!?

It took several more years when the ultimate truth dawned upon me that the entire farce was a neatly packaged dose of entertainment rigged from the very start, its organizers were shrewd businessmen and the stars themselves were excellent actors.


One of the few greatest thrills,

Of our juvenescent boyhood,

Was primitive yet iconic.

 

The ‘Deadman’ wakes up alive from the coffin.

The ‘Caverner from Death Valley’

7 foot monster, whose eyes

Blares death and destruction.

 

He pulverizes the opponent,

Picks him up with ease,

Inverts him,

And locks his head between his knees.

 

Sends flames shooting out of his eyes,

With a death stare.

Bang!

Tombstone Piledriver!

 

Epic commentary ensues.

The Undertaker’s Dead Man Walking theme

Reverberates around the stadium,

As waves of frisson ripples through the spine.

 

A classic 90’s kid’s moment of thrill,

When we believed, all that

Precipitated on the great stage of WWE.

Was real, unplanned and not show business.

Will the memories ever fade?

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