Wednesday 25 December 2019

Intellect Over Dogma. The Real Eclipse I Would Like To See Tomorrow

Ah! This religious brouhaha surrounding the solar eclipse
Tomorrow makes me feel in what age do we live?
The world despite all science and tech it equips
Lives a couple of millennia behind as a captive
Incurably chained to fossilized and viciously obsolescent dogma
And yet paints non-conformists with a stigma
For something scarcely their fault
Oh Mankind! Hope you can vault
Over to an empyrean orbit
In pursuit of wisdom and rationale
Till the world becomes better to re-inhabit
Making the pale blue dot an exotic locale
Where high ideals and intellect reigns supreme
And every human of the race forms it’s crème-de-la-creme

Tuesday 17 December 2019

Traversing Alongside Superstitions


My dad was just stepping out
To purchase the weekly groceries
From a far corner, I was tempted to shout
''Where are you going, tell me please’’?

The words escaped me accidentally
An old habit, picked up as an inquisitive kid
More than intentional, rather inadvertently
But too late it was, it was a wrong thing I did

For I had just stirred up a hornet’s nest
My granny who was tying her hair
Shot up with a leap of zest
Nearly uprooting the chair

She charged for'ard training her guns
On her hapless grandson who stared at the preacher
''How many times have I told you?'' she bellowed, ''don’t you have any sense?''
Not to ask someone leaving the house on whereabouts about the departure

Hmm, so I am sure you got the hold
Grasping the underlying theme,
A common scene in a Tamil household
Where superstitions reign supreme

One evening looking into the mirror
Realized the hair was disheveled, beard unkempt
A sight I recoiled with horror
The uncomfortable scene I began to pre-empt

Slowly opened the door, hoping to plot a secret escape
To my favorite salon the 'Green Trends'
When my shrewd mother spotted the door agape
Sadly there wasn’t time to make quick amends

''Don’t you know it is a Tuesday'' ?
She chided, clenching her teeth
The barber is shunned today
I returned to my room, in anger I could only seeth

One night, at the foot of the table, I stubbed my toe
Rocketing up instantly, groaning in pain
Little realizing the nails I had allowed to grow
For personal hygiene isn’t my expertised domain

I went and fetched a nail cutter
Once the blood stopped to ooze
Lingering pain was still bitter
But now was ready to cater to the bruise

The nails I started chopping away
When granny shimmered into the hall
At the sight of her I stopped midway
Face automatically turning towards the wall

Nails shouldn’t be cut post setting of the sun
She serves as a final warning
To her beloved grandson
''Go to bed. You can cut them in the morning''

One day, I was rushing to catch a flight
Knowing the appalling traffic, I had only a glimmer
Of hope, still cutting it a bit too tight
Untimely moments precipitated to make prospects dimmer

Collecting my luggage, I hurried outdoors
Waiting for the upcoming elevator
Which finally emerged, after traversing all the floors
And out stepped a bloody traitor

Impatiently I brushed him aside to irrupt
Inside, when my flouncing mother began to holler
In my tracks I was stopped abrupt
As she pulled me back inside the home by my collar

Sensing that her fogged son was seeking elucidation
She elucidated, “He looked ash-smeared and one of our ilk
Spotting one while stepping out is a bad omen
So pause for a couple of minutes, while I get you some milk”

Punctuated from time to time, I live through archaic Brahminical
Beliefs, sometimes impacting, holding me at ransom
Never to date have I received any empirical
Evidence, sometimes painless but nonetheless irksome

I never minded the ladies fingers when I expected a feast
On the eve of the mathematics test
Or prostate to elders facing the revered east
While receiving a monetary gift at their behest

I also accept the illogical appendages demanding adherency
In the process, which come naturally concomitant
Such as the random coin to the note of currency
And I will still drink in these minor irritants

But many a time I beseech, in a voice near tragic
Upping the ante, with a cri de couer
Will you give me some bloody logic
And Each time, my plea they ignore

A cornocupia of unconfounded myths
And emetic superstitions reign retrograde
As science and rationality defying faiths
Keep getting passed down generations by the Blue Rinse Brigade

As their rigidity and senescence
Begins to ossify with passing years
So has my patiently inculcated acquiescence
Sometimes to trod the path, sometimes to let it fall on deaf ears

Monday 2 December 2019

Night and Daymare


I don’t know from where I was coming
I had no inkling as to where I was going
All I knew was my lips were humming
Some crestfallen lamentations of my own doing

I distinctly remember it was on the highway
Not a road cutting thru the city
I was also cognizant of the emotions that outweigh
Bearing heavy on mind, were singing a melancholic ditty

I didn’t care about the speed
I brushed Laggard trucks and lesser cars aside,
However there was one SUV belonging to a similar breed
Who in close heels for sometime drew up by my side

After a gutsy duel of driving skills
I gave in, ahead sped the more robust car
The spirited battle gave me the thrills and frills
But not the lead, Close but no cigar

A good fifty feet now separated the vehicular masses
Making peace with the undoubtedly decisive winner
I snuck behind comfortably tailgating the master
Closely monitoring the gap, determined not to extend the lead

Ten minutes passed without much activity
To my ruminations, I quickly came away
With both motorists in control of the situation, displaying gritty
Resolve to not yield or concede any further leeway

According the knackered accelerator
A deserved pause, ensconced in cruise mode
I flung my worries to be taken care of sometime later
Bombinating the interiors with buzzing tunes of Depeche Mode

When the detestable competitor cocked-a-snook
Suddenly hard-braking totally disloyal
To the enshrined rubric of the freeway driving rule book
To my horror I found myself at the receiving end of the brake’s betrayal

There wasn’t time to probe into the incomprehensibility
The gap narrowed! I began to panic
Forty feet, I had to do something with agility
To conjure up something from thin air, my flailing hands began to fossick

Thirty feet! The car ahead was coming to a stop
I frantically searched for alternatives
Twenty Feet, Ten feet, I squealed a hapless yaup
I had to trigger the last-gasp Putative

Option, the hold hand break
Five feet away! I pull
Too late perhaps, too slow on the uptake
The car crashed, and I was lifted into a mazy lull

Oh what a nightmare! My eyes blued into pallor
I could hear the blasting of my palpitating heart
As I sat up on my bed recoiling with unmitigable horror
Only to realize day and night when viewed athwart

Presented the same situation. One being nightmares
The other when looked at the unavoidable circumstance
I had woven myself into, were inextricable daymares
Sheer acts of my own doing, and blameless happenstance

Will the memories ever fade?

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